Welcome back! I had a marathon session and ended up with FIVE chapters. Oops.
Last time, Amalia gave birth to Brick and then Bram. Amalia and Tucker caught their spouses cheating…with each other. Amalia moodlet managed her betrayed moodlet away, but Tucker’s remained. Amalia decided to become a Chess Legend.
New: Notifications not pertaining to the family will now be added to the end of the chapter.
Caïssa: The goddess of chess, occasionally invoked to indicate luck or good fortune: “Caïssa was with me.”
Amalia puts Brennan in the loser column
Amalia: I don’t know why I want to woohoo with a cheater, but whatever.
Tucker: I figure you will pee yourself in 3, 2, 1, NOW!
Tucker: Hahaha! You’re a loser.
Keely, quit asking people what they think of you!
Tucker: *adds pic of Douglas peeing himself to Simbook*
Tucker: Grandpa’s a comin’, hold your horses.
Tucker: Peeee-Yeeeew! Let’s get that changed fast.
Douglas’ family got out of a car in front of the house, so Amalia invited them in.
Next challenger is Cherry Blossom again.
Lorenzo: I don’t see any resemblance to my family in you.
Douglas: Amalia just shrugs when I ask about his parentage.
Tucker: That’ll teach you to hug my wife, damn you!
Keely: It was just a friendly hug, but you sure are hot when you get jealous.
Tucker: Fuck that! I saw you grab his ass, you hussy.
Lorenzo: *runs for his life*
Cherry Blossom goes down!
Cherry Blossom: I will not look…please God, make it go away.
Lorenzo: There are children present! Cover yourself!
Brick: Omg, Miss Cherry, SAVE ME!
Keely: I am too sexy for this house.
Lorenzo: You should be safe from that sight in here.
Brick: Thank the maker!
I may have been playing too much DA:I lately. I was totally channeling Cullen right there.
Keely: Come to Grandma!
Bram: Holy shit, HELP ME!
Cherry: I would help, kid, but then I’d have to see it and that ain’t gonna happen.
Keely: So, are you single?
Lorenzo: I’m married, not interested, not looking and I’m exhausted from when your husband beating my ass. Go away.
Brick: Put clothes on and feed me!
Grape Wisp was next on the list and I was fascinated by what Keely would do next and missed these two fighting. Not sure what their deal is.
Brick: Grandpa, tell Grandma to get clothes on!
Grape goes down.
You do realize he is not tired, right?
Brick: I just want my diaper changed. Geez!
Brick: I don’t think they heard me. CHANGE ME! NOW!
Tucker: Whew, both boys are in bed and it’s not even 4pm yet. I am on a roll of fantasticness.
That’s not even a word. Now take them out and change one and feed both.
Brick: OMFG. CHANGE ME BEFORE I BEAT YOU ALL WITH MY SHITTY DIAPER!
Keely: Here comes Grandma!
Brick: I was kidding! I don’t need a change! I’ll just sit in it since I have to go again now anyway. Bye-bye!
I forgot Douglas existed. Again.
Amalia takes some time off of chess to actually do some mothering.
Douglas: Our son is amazing on the xylophone.
Amalia: Yes, I know. Maybe you would have known before now if you weren’t always at work or working on your laptop all day and night. We can woohoo if you have a spare moment.
Douglas: I’m going to take shower.
Aric and Peach Puff’s daughter has a birthday.
Amalia: You’re really attractive.
Peche Jr.: So are you.
Oh no. She then wanted to flirt and group up with him.
Douglas: My wife is under the covers with another man! That cheating bitch!
Douglas: Beware of the next meal you eat. It may have poison in it.
Amalia: I gave you the option to woohoo, you turned me down. I then found someone who wanted to be with me. Screw you and your jealousy.
Peche Jr.: I hope my boyfriend doesn’t find out, but I’m too happy to care right now.
Douglas: I’m very angry with you!
Amalia: Let’s just remember who cheated first!
Douglas: I flirted! I didn’t woohoo her!
Amalia: It was my mother and that makes it worse!
Amalia: My mind is mush after that romp!
Amalia: I have napkins if you need to clean yourself up.
Cherry: I’m so grossed out right now.
Amalia: It’s on now, sexy man.
I forgot that Tucker was sent to do something at Lorenzo’s house. An opportunity to talk to him about something. I found him just hanging out, which reminded me that Douglas has a new half-sister.
Apparently Peche left due to the time, so Amalia was wasting the night away waiting for daylight.
Keely: Ariadne, homework needs to be done after school, not when the bus is arriving at the door.
Amalia: Good morning my babies. Ready for breakfast?
Stop, he’s not here to flirt, dammit!
Another one down! Finally.
I didn’t even know this was a thing!
Oh neat! This also seems to be a good stopping point!
Twin Births: 1
Passing out: 6
Self-Wetting: 5 (+1)
Top Career: 2
Completing LTW: 3
Honor Roll: 6
Accidental Death: 1
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