Last time, Amalia took over and couldn’t choose a LTW. She ended up pregnant and married. Keely and Douglas flirted for a day and got in big trouble. This time, we meet the newest member of the family.
We left off with Amalia in labor, so now we get to meet the boy she wished for.
Brick rolled insane on the first roll. Unbelievable!
What a cutie!
Brick likes Soul, Cheesesteak and Aqua.
Douglas: This kid doesn’t look like me at all.
Well, that would be because Butterscotch is the man that showed up at the hospital.
Amalia: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Carmine: The one that says “Not interested”.
They do have a couple of traits in common and some that are enough to have an argument. No biggie, since she only wanted to learn his sign.
Aww, time to make that baby legitimate.
Amalia: I stayed out all night flirting with Carmine. Feed me!!
Tucker: Thanks for the 5,000 points for being born. Now go to bed.
Amalia: Thanks for asking me out on a date, Mikado. Next time, let’s do it on a sunny day and not the middle of the night.
Mikado: I’ve got Golden Fingers and a Golden Tongue for you.
Amalia: You’re a little too young for me, but hit me up after your birthday.
RIP Charmaine, thanks for the cash.
Douglas: Food. Where is it?
In the fridge with 100’s of choices. Go eat.
Amalia: I just realized something.
Douglas: How buff I am from all that working out?
Amalia: No, you’re a fucking cheater! I hate you.
*facepalm* He hasn’t flirted with Keely in days, dammit.
Amalia: Oh, wow. I forgot you were born. Hello, Brock.
Brick: It’s Brick, mommy.
Amalia: That first and last diaper I changed was disgusting. Let’s not do that ever again.
I’m not sure why he got this one.
I’m glad she found out she was betrayed after the pregnancy got started.
Tucker: I still can’t sleep with her in the same bed.
Learning to walk.
Keely: There’s a party in my pants for you, dear!
Amalia has it bad this time around. She didn’t get morning sickness with Brick.
I never did introduce Douglas. I will have to do that on the family pages. He wants to be CEO and was level 5 in business when they married.
Ohh, Butterscotch knocked up Cocaine’s granddaughter. Ace and Brenna had a baby! Douglas’ little brother Malcolm is a delinquent that never goes to school apparently.
Amalia: Did you really want to do this mother?
Keely: Yes, this will repair our relationship, I promise!
Amalia: If you say so.
Keely: You’re not supposed to aim for the face, Amalia.
Amalia: Says who?
Keely: Okay, bitch, it’s on!
Amalia: I have an almost maxed body skill. I can catch anything. Can you?
Keely: I don’t want to play anyjmore. *cries*
Actually, Amalia did her maternity spin or they would still be drilling the football at each other.
Ariadne: No one pays enough attention to me, the stupid bunch of cheaters. I hate them all.
Learning to talk.
Keely: Woo, Happy Birthday newest favorite child!
Tucker: I’m only in the same room as her because there will be cake.
Neat and a natural cook? I might just keep her around.
Ariadne: Take that bitches. I’m gorgeous and now you wish I had been the heiress.
Some guy related to Brenna: I hear a hot chick had a birthday. I got dibs.
No, no you don’t.
Amalia: Someday, you will actually learn to speak. I swear.
Tucker: Grandma is being creepy. I’ll save you!
Grape Steel-Wisp: So, I hear your marriage is on the rocks. I’m available.
I finally chose Amalia’s new LTW!
She quits her job in athletics to become a Chess Legend, another LTW I have never completed.
Omg. I CAN’T wait for that baby to be born. It was definitely a shotgun marriage. Ursula is a co-founder in Heroes and Villains. Jade is a Chiffon offspring.
Oh and her sister nabbed Douglas’ dad.
Amalia: Who’s the badass! Yes, ME!
Grape: Your daughter is a stupid cheater! Screw her!
Tucker: You can get your ass out of my house, right now.
The next opponent was at work, so Amalia had some free time to work out.
And then she maxed her athletic skill.
I never could understand what everyone sees in Merlot. He is so gross in my games. He’s the next opponent and so let’s go crush him.
Brick: Gwampa, stop abusing Gwamma!
Merlot was distracted by the fighting, which let Amalia win.
Brick: Dey can’t find me in here!
Amalia: So, you got knocked up by Butterscotch?
Brianna: Yeah, so?
Amalia: He’s was mine first.
Amalia: I can’t play while you have that disgusting hair.
Amalia: Better. Let’s do this! Woo! Imma kick your ass!
Keely: My oldest grandson has the same favorite color as me.
Ariadne: Thats..lovely mother. Go away now.
There we go! Wooo.
Oh dear God. That face. Merlot should never breed. How Cherry Blossom had such decent offspring, I’ll never know. They must take after their father’s side.
Ariadne almost did something interesting. Then she put the guitar down seconds after picking it up.
Douglas: I’m being interesting.
No you’re not.
Keely: I cleaned the house. Now where’s Tucker to clean out my pipes.
Tucker was actually cleaning out the potty.
Amalia: Imma kick your ass, Brennan.
Brennan: Not if I steal the horsies.
Douglas: I need woohoo and I’m willing to pay.
Cherry Blossom: I don’t do cheaters.
Brennan: Your house is ugly.
Amalia: I know. The decorator fails at life.
Amalia: I’m probably going to go into labor any minute now. Stick around because I’ll plop that thing out and get right back at the game.
Brennan: If you say so.
Everyone: OMG! She’s in labor!
Of course that means someone else is having one too!
I won’t make you wait this time around!
Bram was born even though Amalia wanted a girl. There was also kids music and tv playing everywhere, but no luck forcing twins.
Bram is a charismatic loner. He likes Soul (like Brick), Key Lime Pie and Yellow.
Douglas was asleep, but here is his missing information.
I’m contemplating a third pregnancy to let her have a girl, but who knows. No fails this time around!
Twin Births: 1
Passing out: 6
Top Career: 2
Completing LTW: 3
Honor Roll: 6
Accidental Death: 1