Welcome to back to A Small ISBI where Amalia starts off Generation Black!
First things first, here is the poll result. I was going to leave it open for a generation or two, but after over a week with no new vote, I knew it was time to call it quits.
So, we will add in Supernatural, which is hysterically perfect, as you will see later on this generation, of which I played pretty darn far ahead.
As you may recall, Amalia completed her LTW prior to being voted heiress. Now, she just sits around waiting for a new one to be chosen. She works on her logic and athletic skills while I decide.
Tucker: I am going to sit here until you give me back my viewing option.
Keely paints randomly still.
Amalia: I have no clue what I’m doing, so I’m faking it.
Tucker and Keely on freewill means woohoo all day long.
Amalia: I need minty fresh breath.
Amalia: I have had this wish locked in for years. I even brushed beforehand in your bathroom.
Butterscotch: Your mintiness turns me on. And this isn’t my house.
Locked in as a teen.
Rolled after flirting with him one time.
Amalia: Taste the mintiness.
Amalia: That was wonderful. *swoon*
Mikado kicked her out of the house for being inappropriate. That’s when we find out that Butterscotch was hunted down while he was visiting his brother.
The family is borderline poor still, so Amalia runs off to take an athletic class and get a job here.
The Unwanted Child is still around.
Keely: I’ve got three tickets to paradise.
Tucker: I’ll pack my bags. We’ll leave tonight.
The Unwanted Child: I pooped my diaper.
Keely: You know how to use the potty, dammit. Let’s go have your birthday so I don’t have to change your nasty ass.
Amalia: Want to watch my porn collection?
Douglas: We haven’t even kissed before!
Amalia: *smoosh* I even brushed the taste of my last man away first. Go me!
Amalia: So, want to practice those positions we just learned?
Douglas: Are you flexible?
Amalia: I work out. *wink*
Amalia: That was passably fun. Wannabe mine?
Douglas: Couldn’t this have waited until after my nap?
Amalia: Might as well make this legit.
Douglas: Well, since you want it. Okay.
Douglas: I can’t wait to be the father of your children and practice all the positions we can find trolling porn sites on the internet.
Amalia: That is so sexy.
Amalia: I promise to have all my children while married to you.
Douglas: Are we done yet because I’m really, really tired.
Meanwhile, back home.
Tucker: Tell me to go to bed. I’M SLEEPY!
Amalia: So, my favorite color is black and yours is grey. Suddenly, I find this new color scheme depressing.
Douglas: I can cheer you up and then we can finally go to bed.
Amalia has a middle of the night craving for pancakes.
Awww, Breena and Ace got knocked up!
Amalia: Ew, I don’t want burnt pancakes!
So, I made her throw them out and make new ones. She then called the family to eat because Keely was starving herself to death.
Keely: I don’t want pancakes. I do want a cure for my two black eyes.
Keely: You smell like sex. Go shower.
Amalia: Hey, I’m a married lady. I plant to smell like sex all the time,
Unwanted Child: I have to pee.
Keely: Then go to the bathroom, dumbass.
Unwant- QUIT CALLING ME THAT! *pees on the floor in rage*
Douglas: Your little sister is a dumbass.
Amalia: A total unwanted child of a dumbass.
Keely: Is it too late to leave her on a doorstep somewhere?
Amalia has the hots for Butterscotch.
She spends her free time now doing absolutely nothing useful.
A laptop, boombox, baseball, football, weird birdhouse thing, four paintings and a vase. After selling it all, Douglas sells his inventory of another boombox. I let him keep his laptop though.
Keely and Amalia working out together.
Keely: Thanks for finally fixing my shitty ass makeup.
Amalia: I’m giving birth to a stink cloud!
Douglas is a workaholic, so that’s why he gets to keep his laptop. He is working very, very hard.
Amalia is back at the chess board.
After school Ariadne heads to do some opportunity.
Afterwards she stood outside with her stink cloud of pee.
Tucker had an opportunity too, and never returned home.
Amalia paints for the nursery.
Ariadne: My stink cloud form my math answers for me. It’s better than a calculator and a magic 8 ball combined.
Tucker: Hurry up and give me grandkids, slacker.
Douglas is still hard at work and Amalia is satisfying yet another food craving.
Douglas: I love you.
Amalia: Just hurry up so you’ll go to bed without passing out on the floor.
Ariadne: Me and Stinky are going to bed. Night!
Tucker is still at the school calling random people up and chatting.
The next time I check up on him, I find him safely at home shooting flaming hoops.
So, people are starting to kick off and give out money. The family is now pretty well off.
Ariadne: I swam and my stink cloud went away.
No, I’m pretty sure it went when you finally took a goddamn shower. Now, don’t you dare kill yourself.
Tucker and Amalia, the workout buddies.
Keely: I’m free as a bird.
Tucker: Oh Dear Lord, someone cover that shit up!
Amalia: Mother, my husband doesn’t need to see you naked. In fact, no one the world deserves that fate. Get dressed!
Amalia: I just wanted to have a nice group outing with you, Butterscotch. I promise I won’t bust up your romance with that one girl.
Butterscotch: Oh easel, will you ever forgive me for screwing Amalia?
With all the death money, Amalia treats herself to a $7,500 package, something I have never done.
I then realized that she was going to be in there for like 8 hours.
I went to follow Tucker around, but he was sleeping.
Keely: Want to see my porn collection? Let me grab my old Polaroid collection from the ‘70’s.
Tucker: How come I never got to see that collection?
Douglas: EWWW! No way!
Keely: I can’t believe you don’t want to see my vintage collection.
Douglas: Okay, you talked me into it. Let’s go see this collection.
Tucker: What is going on here?
Keely: Eww. I was just joking!
Douglas: *gasp* But, you flirted first!
Amalia: I’m knocked up.
We are aware of that.
She’s also got a week long moodlet that proves that she spent a fortune.
Ariadne spends her time either in the pool or playing chess.
Amalia: I may be mellowed out, but not mellow enough to put up with you flirting with my man. Move it, Mother! Move that ass into an early grave!
Amalia: Homework. Now.
Ariadne: Don’t wanna!
Douglas: I think my marriage is in jeopardy.
Amalia had nothing to do and everyone was asleep, so I made her go out jogging.
I figured she was going to pop soon, so she jogged back home.
When she got home, we find out that Tucker never went to sleep at all. I need to remember to buy him a new bed now that he refuses to sleep with Keely.
He has resorted to either working out or staring out windows for his entertainment.
Amalia overuses the moodlet manager. I think she’s addicted.
Then it was just a bit of time shooting hoops.
I haven’t really posted much about the town this time, but they do live.
Next time, we’ll find out if she gets her wish.
Twin Births: 1
Passing out: 6
Self-Wetting: 4 (1)
Top Career: 2
Completing LTW: 3
Honor Roll: 5
Accidental Death: 1